Asexual, medically unable to drive and it's tragic, big nerd for history, mythology, and videogames. I will go ham in your kitchen if you let me but since I'm not an animal I clean up as I'm making food. If you have pets I will definitely ask to see them, please show me your pets.
I don't live near a bus stop, yes I'm serious, it sucks. I have two cats, one is the Devil, literally.