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Known for poking every mushroom in the forest, I’m just curious.
I don't expect to find my life pirate to be honest, but friends are always welcome and I do mean just normal friends I don't need your n*des.>^.^< Despite what's below I'm actually really calm and introverted, just really articulated in text. Might have a touch of the ADD.
Grew up on a farm, somehow lived. I hate that donkey, evil prick.
Black sheep but some farm stuff is engrained, put the birds back in their nests, driving a manual, working on trucks in the shop yada yada I am a crafty mut ^^ but I do love to weld, tinker on cars or bikes, explore forests, wear a tail, howl at the moon, find pretty rocks or just skitter across river rocks. Would love to go see more concerts, specifically metal or angry chick music, Icon for hire was the last I went to but cradle of filth is a life goal. Wouldn't mind doing a cosplay type thing and checking out an event like once. My car is from 1962 and I have a motorcycle for cruising, I think this means I have my life in order, jokes.
I actually don't like being in the city all that much, I do prefer to be out in the forest, tis my happy place. I'm kinda awkward and introverted, I just don't need all that much from society and honestly a lot of stuff is incognito or sometimes there's motives anyway, I’d rather go howl to the void until I meet people without masks. Quality connections over quantity. ^_^
So I guess the usual stuff, I've been in the wasteland for 33 years now, I did grow up with ARFID so I'm actually pint sized for a guy, 5'3 *with shoes qq* and I just don't gain weight. I really do have my clip on tail. My wolf ears are gone to the forest but I did have some. It's something that speaks to me and I align with, itt sort of goes with my outlook on society, relationships and how I live, what I need. Okami, not neko, not furry, don't quite align with therian either I'm just me. Most of my work is as an autism specialist but I do like hobbies, along with the stuff above I like to bake sometimes, do my own tattoos, have done a lot of house remodeling and want to convert a school bus into an RV for city getaways one day. Writing and reading, I write weird poems lol. My kids are the best too, I love those gremlins.
Not huge on media, I guess I have a discord. I am an old nerd though, WoW, diablo and fallout were my games. Building PC's out of junk, good old days. Love to watch animes honestly, spice and wolf, sword art online, overlord, plunderer but I am into horror movies and the staples like star trek. Genetic imprinting is such a weird contraption of a thing, but interesting to me as well.
Random goal: To one day have a picket fence covered in webs, a lovely feral wife and of course a pentagram shaped flower bed in the front yard.
"I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons." -Gomez Addams
"The wind in my sails, my moon, my life mate, not my captor, nor my master but my equal in the wasteland we walk. In a world so dull, like pictures trap time, only you could light up the sky how you do. As we walk through the burning world hand in hand, I'll wonder who set it afire and think maybe you. It matters not how the sands slip away you'll stop them with a tap of your finger holding this moment forever. In your light, roaming the forest at night, I'll look to the moon and know that I found you" -T3hWulf
If you made it this far, want to chitter, hear a weird poem or just say what the hell are you doing man, just message me. >^.^< Have a lovely day.
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