•Polyamorous and married with no additional partners or metamours atm (we date separately but kitchen table poly is definitely the dream)
•Daddy (But for real I have kids)
•Horror nerd
•Pro wrestling geek
•People think I'm funny but really I just have no filter
•Eternally trying to learn something new
•I'm terrible at describing myself so just picture a combination of Chris Farley,Tommy Chong,and that one uncle that always sits at the kids table at holidays even though he's in his 30's