Very intelligent,tall, thin, pale,sick looking.Peter Perrett,Julian cope,Richard Butler,Ian Mculloch,Nick Kent type.Writer.Like the stooges,the velvet underground,minutemen,Will Oldham,Royal Trux,early Fall.I'm a loner by nature,which is maybe why I'm pretty picky.I'm a very specific physical type,so you'll either have no interest or think I'm nice.So I'm choosy,cos I know most people won't be interested.Tattoos bore me,likewise piercings,tho' eyebrow rings are cute.My physical ideal is Uma Thurman,I have a strange adoration for dyed orange hair and love American girls cos they can drink and drug you under the table without losing an ounce of femininity.Politically I'm a Situationist.Really,I expect one in every 250,000 people to have any interest cos I know what I like any there ain't many of you.Christ,how many of you read books that aren't about vampires.No,really,I'm very kind.I love my cats.I'm a recluse but I will devote myself to you.My last long term relationship was with a girl who Michael Thing from INXS dumped Helena Christensen for.So somehow,despite my social inadequacy I was loved by a girl who turned down Brad Pitt.Like I say,if you like skinny boys who look like heroin addicts and you're as smart as you are beautiful and you don't like Coldplay...