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hi welcome to my s**tty profile! i like heavy metal, punk, rock, goth music, and horror movies and literature! i'm a guy who enjoys simple things, don't forget to check behind you for a Dean Gullberry
why nobody says hello anymore? they only check your profile
did you know Santa is chinese? yeah! why you think all the toys he delivers say "made in china"? and have you checked his suit? nothing's more chinese than the color red, also he's kind of a d**k because he enters your house in the middle of the freaking night without your permission, eats your cookies, drinks your milk and then he f**king leaves without even saying thank you
XOXO Gossip Boy (that's sounds gay AF i know)
