I'll be straightforward here... This place hasn't worked for me for years, so I'm gonna change it up.
I'm 44, I'm lonely.
I was married once, have two kids I've not seen in 13 years because the ex disappeared with them.
I'm a carer for my disabled mother.
I'm a soppy c**t and like to cuddle.
I don't have time for mind games and s**t like that.
I'm not into one night stands.
I want a proper relationship.
I used to sing for a death metal band.
I've written and published three novels.
I prefer to stay in than go out to clubs.
I'm very shy, I find it hard to start conversations with people I don't know.
If you message me and my reply is utter nonsense, it's purely because I get SO many fake messages from bots that my immediate response is to test to see what response I get. I'm fed up of getting a message only to find out it's some scammer/bot trying to get me to visit a p0rn site... Or asking to e-mail them... No one e-mails anyone anymore, it's all DM's through social media now... I ain't falling for that crap... Maybe I'm too cynical, I dunno...
If you photograph your food, we're not going to get along.
