Godless heathen.
Metalhead.
Future dilf.
Can do a mean Rammstein karaoke
Socialist.
Sometimes a farmer, always a charmer
Will simp for you.
Pros of dating me:
-I'll cuddle you anytime
-I'll do anything for you
-I won't cheat on you
-I'll care about you and appreciate you
-We can binge shows together
-I'll support you no matter what
Cons of dating me:
-Literally none
