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YELLOWDUCKINC

35 - Straight

Missouri, United States

Sep 7, 2022 15:41

Whenever I take a jug of milk out of the fridge, I shake it and look at the bottom.
Even if it's a carton. Still not sure what I'm looking for, but there's no turning back now.

Hey, I'm Laura. Clumsy, somewhat socially awkward, but hey, everyone thinks I'm pretty damn funny. Oh, and I swear frequently.
I'm a student at UMKC working on a Bachelors in Physics. I am a super nerd, and I love it.
I work full time as well, I have two Goldens, two cats, 4 fish tanks, and I try to find time in my schedule for hiking and swimming with the pups, so I stay pretty busy.

I have a library in my house. I love sci fi and fantasy, but I haven't seen very many movies. I feel like I should have a wider pop-culture, obscure-reference, nerdy/geeky repertoire, but I find myself getting distracted by other things and never get around to it. I do have Hulu but it's usually playing shows I've already seen, since I don't like a quiet house. Futurama, Dr Who, Park & Rec, Firefly, etc. Music changes all the time, lately I've been obsessed with Pierce the Veil. By the time they got popular I was moving out of emo and more into metal, so I'm just now discovering them (I know, I know).

I am poly and I don't really think I'm cut out for long term relationships; they tend fail. So if you're looking for more than a couple dates and maybe some fun, I'm not the one for you. I prefer to be honest about expectations. I am looking for local guys, within driving distance. Another bit of honesty I may as well get out of the way is I don't date guys with kids. I don't want kids, I don't particularly like kids, and I don't want to meet yours.

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