Why hello there. Looks like you clicked on this profile. Wow. Good stuff. You're the best. Hold on, you caught me in the middle of dishes.
Okay, let's get to it.
Yeah I have pictures, yeah you could ask for them if I tolerate you enough. I am also not really looking for any sort of relationship beyond amusing banter at present time. No no, I'm not some bored married guy looking for a distraction. I am very much single. I know, I can't believe it either. It's just... all that work, and effort, and remembering birthdays and your name... it's a bother for me. I think you understand. But really I do not expect much from online and most of you treat the About Me box like it's garlic as is.
My humour is dry with no oasis in sight and dark. Some may deem it mean-spirited. Well I hope those people meet a truly violent end because I'm not.
I do not drink or do drugs of any sort and it is a decision I have regretted every day of my life.
I have a cat. His name is Whiskers 2. You may be wondering "why the 2?" Let's just say I'm glad they have rearview cameras these days when backing up. Tons of blood. Should have seen it. Anyways, Whiskers 2 is okay. Sometimes he wakes me up at 3 AM and eats a right hand for his troubles but besides that miscommunication he's all right.
I enjoy conversation and witty banter. The whole morose deal does not really do much for me if there is no clever repartee on your behalf.
I am a bit of a wordsmith and possess a stunning vernacular to tap into as a result. I had a lot of time to read while I was in prison for manslaughter. Just kidding. I'm not that cool yet.
If I comment on your picture, assume it is done with playful jousting. At least it is a change of pace from the eye-rolling kowtowing commonly found.
