This guy here! wtf?! this friggin guy?!
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He's a legend of the night! A statuesque figure of what it means to conquer any booze fueled adventure, or any adventure, and with an exemplary form of gusto that'll shake the panties right from out ya skinny jeans!
If you're looking for a classy night, a sassy night, or a full blown "how in the good god f×%in damned did i get this outrageously beautiful penguin, AND new sunglasses!" type of night, then you give me a call