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MATTY HATES YOU

34 - Straight

Georgia, United States

May 8, 2025 00:09

I’m a writer, so I couldn’t reduce myself to a novel much less a lazy dating site bio. Let’s just throw out some basic stuff though: I like to read, play piano, love basically all music (the weirder the better though), watch movies (yes, like ALL movies since I’m a pretty big film nerd), I really enjoy art and anime and pop culture, I’m fascinated by psychoanalysis and philosophy, I have a BA in English with a minor in film, a Master’s in Literary Studies, and I’d like to get a PhD in theory one day. I’ve had enough excitement for a lifetime, so I’m happy just sitting around talking as long as you can carry a conversation and make me laugh. Dark humor is a must and if you don’t appreciate sarcasm and wit, then why are you even here? Let’s see, what else? Im basically a cartoon character, I was hit in the spine by a truck, and I’m getting bored writing this since conversation is more pleasant than writing an About Me. 💀

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