I honestly have no idea how I ended up here, but let me make this perfectly clear as *nicely* as I can.
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🖤I'm gonna set some things straight right off the bat (no pun intended). If one doesn't get the memo, then gracefully leap into a 10 ft. ditch and stay there; poor worms and maggots are just starving.🖤
Look, I know the typical schtick behind online dating. You never know when you'll meet someone who hides behind a fake profile picture they randomly googled ( usually a hot model or an anime pic), then they lie about their age, saying they're being young when really it's some creepy, older, fat lard that clearly needs some psychological help, or imprisoned for eternity (if life won't teach them, the grim reaper would☠️). Then there's the "nice" guys/gals that end up becoming clingy, insane yandere-types, or simps that if rejected, will suddenly have very rude, nasty, toxic, judgemental, and narcissistic attitudes that make batman villains look sane. Not to mention the very impatient pervy A-Holes that just can't wait to get into someone's pants or skirt and be creepy about it right off the bat. Gee, Reasons why so many people PREFER to be single nowadays.
That being said, if you are ANY of these things, consider yourself a waste of time, space, and existence. So politely get lost☠️☠️☠️.
What I'm looking for.....well here goes nothing. Not to sound like some stupid princess wishing for an idiot prince charming, but what I want in a man is someone who is kind, sweet, and genuine basically. Someone who is non-judgemental for my likes, dislikes, and beliefs ( which I will name below), someone who respects me as a person; NOT an object or an accessory(Yeah, looking at you creepy/desperate bastards with the whole 'Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend' bull****). I want someone who's able to express himself in a genuine way, someone who's not afraid to be themselves....because that's what I've been struggling with. I want someone who respects my decisions, brings me up, and not tear me down. Someone who's not gonna invalidate me and instead listens to my perspective as I too would listen, but is also able to communicate how he feels and what he's thinking (believe me, I can't help but listen to people's stories and thoughts). I just want a decent, honest to God, good guy...A Morticia looking for a Gomez🖤🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇.
I want a relationship that develops naturally at its pace (nice and steady), not rush into it like Romeo and Juliet (HATE that story, just so many illogical things). I'm looking at monogamous (one-on-one) so I DON'T play that threesome, hook-up, perverted, "sugar-daddy" nonsense, DON'T EVEN TRY ME!!!!☠️☠️☠️
The bottom line is...I just want a HEALTHY and natural relationship of understanding, care, comfort, warmth, cooperation, equalness, but most importantly...Healthy ( I know I said this, but I'm emphasizing) 🖤🖤🖤. *On another note, I DON'T WANT NO KIDS...EVER* Fur/scaly babies(pets) ONLY(dogs, cats, lizards, snakes, tarantulas, etc.)
Here are some things about me:
1. My mental health is not the best, but I am trying to improve one step at a time. I might be socially awkward at first, but I usually come around pretty okay depending on the person. There are times where I'll slip into old habits, but I'm making progresses as I go.
2. I am an artist. I love to draw/paint characters and gothic art. I'm also in the process of creating my own comic books that I've been working on for the past 5 years. I plan on going into either comics or animation when I graduate from university with a Bachelor of Arts degree. As you can see from the photos, I'm kinda artsy with my photographs (not the best or expertise, but it's the creativity that counts)
3. I am a Christian (not a perfect one), but I am respectful and open to anyone's beliefs. I'll probably get dunked for that, but trust me I'm not like those puritanical, evangelical psychos (don't even get me started on the Salem Witch Trials).
4. I love watching TV, movies, and anime and if I were to make a list of my favorites.....it'll be quite a long one. I love to play video games (adventure, simulation, RPG, open-world), and I love watching TV animation.....which also has quite a list.
5. Personality-wise, I'm creative, imaginative, sarcastic, introverted, quiet, and short-tempered. Sometimes I'm goofy (I laugh for no reason), but for the most part, you'll see my vulnerable side...just don't get on my bad side( I have moderate anger issues), and on top of that, I'm such a freaking nerd, so what else is new?
6. I love tea, pizza, watermelons, apples, chicken, oranges, tacos, oatmeal with cinnamon, pumpkin( God I love Autumn and Winter!). When it comes to cooking, I pour in ground flaxseed and chia seeds like a crackhead(for fiber and make the food healthy). I HATE pickles, and any other condiments, I hate burgers/sandwiches, don't like grapefruit either, and (slightly controversial).....I don't like pineapples on pizza, it just doesn't look right (Sue Me!).
7. My favorite seasons are Fall/Autumn and Winter: Halloween, my birthday in November, Thanksgiving, Christmas. These two seasons are not only festive, but beautifully scenic ( I love dead leaves, the cold air, and snow)...and PUMPKINS are life🧡🖤🧡🖤🥧🥧🎃🎃.
8. I happen to be a chocoholic....as long as it doesn't have nuts, caramel, or anything (except crisp rice) then I'm good.🍫🍩🍪🍫🍩🍪
9. I'm an avid reader; I love to read almost anything( ranging from comics/manga to Stephen King novels).
10. I love to listen to music that speaks to me....except country music...I HATE country music. I mostly just listen to alternative rock, a metalcore, darkwave, post-punk, or what have you; goth music is fire (so I guess that validates my 'Goth' points {stupid concept}). I don't mind listening to other genres, few pop songs, K-pop here and there, electronica, and even a little hip-hop/rap, but I'm not a hardcore fan of any of these genres (well, K-pop maybe, but I promise you I'm not like those cringy, toxic, squealy, G0d-awful K-pop stans that bust an ovary when they see a random Asian person).
11. I love to walk in the woods, bike ride, and I love to skateboard(not highly skilled yet, but I'm working at the basics).🌲🌲🏞️🚲🚲🚲
That's pretty much most of it, but there's more that meets the eye.
