Wanted partner in crime
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You know what f**k it! This seams to be the way we are supposed to meet people from now on so might as well be completely honest π
Must have a dark sense of humour and find life funny. Beard / tattoos optional although I do like to stroke a beard π€€ run my fingers through it π€ ummm got carried away there πππ
Occasional nudity may be required ππ€
When I say dark sense of humour a little bit twisted as well π
Iβm looking for someone who will laugh with me not at me β¦β¦..
I mean come on I wake up looking like a troll doll ππ gotta find that s**t funny π I do stupid stuff all the time π€·π»ββοΈ donβt ask about garden chairs, mozzarella balls and inflatable dinosaur costumes π€¦π»ββοΈπ
I have no filter and just say whatever pops into my headβ¦β¦β¦ sometimes it just happens to be funny π
Must be happy to cuddle, hug and spooning π€ coz spooning leads to forking π
Life is to short to not be happy even in the darkest times life needs to be lived. Even if laughter is the only way through.
If you read through this and laughed it will make me happy π if not swipe on as I is not for you ππ
Drop me a message if you found this funny xxx