NO HOOKUPS.
I’m your standard Issue Gen’ X, Punk Rock, Heterosexual, Alpha Male, Warrior, Skater, Athlete, Old School , Renaissance Gentleman with Hardcore values of HONESTY, LOYALTY, MONOGAMY, NUCLEAR FAMILY!
If that’s not for you, I respect that. Have a wonderful life.
I am a happily divorced, Proud Dad Of an amazing 14 year old girl, who splits time 50/50 with her mother.
I’ve been with one woman faithfully since 2001’- July 2, 2019’ and then on precisely One Date since, as I have been dealing with divorce process , during which time I focused on my daughter, myself and work. Wasn’t ready to even begin thinking about the opposite s*x ( took my m****rbation game to next level, black belt status,) and even though we were done and separated, I made a vow to remain faithful until we were absolutely divorced, ( Not Easy,) and that is how I proverbially roll. Man of my word man of Honor. Now that’s all in the review mirror and I’m in an amazing place ..I’m ready.. want to find my Punk Rock Girl to take me to her parents for a Sunday meal. ( we actually got to open for the “ Dead Milkmen!” One of my top 10 favorite shows, more about that if you are lucky enough to chat with me, and like a real world adult.) smiley face emoji and s**t insert here..
No hookups, if all I wanted to do was get laid, that’s what I’d be doing.
Cliff note rundown:
I’m a Filmmaker ( we have a comedy TV Show on Amazon ) Writer, Director, Producer, Actor
I’m an ACF Certified Executive Chef
I’m a Custom Home Building Contractor
NOLS Certified
Avalanche Demolition Tech
Musician (Was in a touring Punk Band)
Raced Motocross, Raced BMX, Competition Snowboarder, Skate Vert, Still Play Semi-Pro Hard ball and Football,
Former Freelance Recreational Fist Fighter (42-7-9 Lifetime)
Coach all my daughters teams.
I work out minimum 4 days a week and require A LOT OF PHYSICAL-OUTDOOR ACTIVITY
I’m Bad Ass and everything, strong AF, fast, handsome as all get out, hilarious, endless energy, highly intelligent, creatively talented, focused and determined, and better at life than most ass clowns , I’m rather amazing, yet I manage to maintain my modesty. 😂
I;
Work Hard
Play Hard
Fight Hard
F__k Hard
Love Hard
They call me “ Nails as in Hard as
And am super sensitive, and caring.
I have zero time or energy to engage with anyone who is not 100% honest . Straight Forward and I reciprocate in kind with full disclosure.
Looking for a happening, intelligent, athletically fit ( not muscular, still a trim lady,) hilarious, fun , sensitive Honest , loyal, faithful, attractive ( did I mention must have sense of humor ,) woman with whom to communicate and get to know and share some awesome life fun with. Oh , I’m fun AF!
If you have a profile pic where you are cuddling your dog with the cliched bandanna , named Bodie,,, I respect that and , have a wonderful life.
Zero Hair below the eyebrows , that’s a deal breaker , we have the technology, handle that.
Love to cook, clean and as much physical activity as I bust out , I love engaging in some heavy chillin, relaxing and cuddling watching 80’s Films
As tough as I am on the outside and in my brain , I’m also super soft and warm inside when you are in my intimate circle of love.
I know you are out there, shoot me a chat, I’d ike that
Sincerely
Punk Director Gabe
