My mate’s dad, Hugh, owns a shop that sells VHS tapes (he still thinks VHS has the sharpest picture quality). Each one is labelled with a number. The tapes are each 30 minutes of a single hue; #463772, for example, is a very deep blue. Hugh’s goal is to categorise and archive every colour in existence. He started with blues around 30 years ago, and he’s due to move on to greens in around half a million years.
I will cuddle you forever if you look like Bjork.