Hello, I dislike wool. I live in Neath in Wales, with my ever growing collection of objects, some of which I use. For example, my kettle is very handy for winning water fights in the park.
Interests include walking around outside, looking at things, crushing my enemies and seeing them driven before me and hearing the lamenations of their women, comedy, art, reading, music, footy, inappropriately staring, and pressing buttons on things to see what happens.
I have a dry but surreal sense of humour with a healthy dose of sarcasm, I'm usually pretty quiet, I have a dodgy Swansea accent, I like to have YouTube marathons, I'm artistically inclined, and I write a lot. As you can see, a comparison with Jesus would be unfair.