Boomhauer is my spirit animal. I’m a huge Pee-Wee Herman fan and I judge songs based on how they’d sound if Tom Waits covered them. I’m a 6’2 (Marfan syndrome) androgynous woman with a ProDungeon. I’m a ProSwitch and I live with multiple partners (Leather family). I’m a natural masochist and I’m extremely active in the S/M lifestyle. That’s S/M, not D/S, if you don’t know what that means, I’m not for you.
Do not give me any kind of a pet name, meaning “Hey baby/princess/s*xy/treasure/hun/Mistress.” I will not have anything to do with you if you do this, it’s both creepy and rude. I hate small talk, please have a reason for messaging me!
