Heyooooo! My name is Brooke McBored~Face cause I get bored very easily without lots and lots of silly, fun, comedic attention! I have a VERY sick and dark sense of humor and also a very silly immature sense of humor. Humor is SUPER important to me. I’m always laughing while I’m slowly mentally unraveling and dying on the inside 😝
I like to consider myself a Dragon-Kitty-Vampire-Fairy Princess-Devil worshipping Succubus-Witch-Badass Bitch-terrified child! Haha datsa Meeeeee!
My music taste goes from technical death metal to Disney songs and everything in between EXCEPT COUNTRY and pop music. The only pop music I like are the punk goes pop albums!
I love video games but I’m more into them for the immersive experience of a beautiful world to escape to and less of the challenge of the game. Favorite game series is ElderScrolls and I loved Oblivion more than Skyrim but LOVE Skyrim. Love anything medieval fantasy related unless it’s a turn based game. Only turn based games I’ll play are paper Mario and DND.
I also very much love animals. Always have. My dream job is to be a zoologist and study animal behavior and communication, but that’s a far off dream and for now I’ll settle for working at a zoo or exotic animal sanctuary/rescue. I’ve have almost every kind of animal you can think of as a pet. But right now I only have a 2 year old Northern Blue Tongue Skink named Paarthurnax(everyone names their lizards Alduin and I already had a Jackson’s chameleon named Durnehviir)
I’m also extremely libertarian! But more right leaning. So I’m just saying this because life has been very political lately so if you’re left leaning and can’t handle being with someone with opposite views then that’s fine, it is what it is. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions!
I’m definitely a hopeless romantic and looking for something serious. I’m not down for flings and f**k buddies anymore, sorry. Just be honest! If we happen to vibe at first but it fizzles out just be honest and tell me. Honesty and being blunt (im a ditz so I need clarity) is all I ask. No games. A strong relationship is ALLLL about communication. Most people would say trust but trust is earned. Unless you’re me, I usually give out trust until you give me a reason to take it back. I’m definitely clingy and love being in love. Very cuddly. Lots of love to give, huuuggeee dork who is clearly a rambling open book and will probably tell you anything you ask.
Welp! Dass meeee 😜 hope I didn’t scare you away already! I would say I don’t bite, but I definitely do! **** Punk Princess Brat who wants her Punk Prince to be her Daddy lol
Let’s Vibe!
