I’m cute but never lost an arm wrestle.
No thanks to spicing up your dying relationship with a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I’d go to dinner with my parents.
Marilyn Monroe always said “if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” but she committed suicide: not even Marilyn could handle Marilyn at her worst
Current relationship status:
Made dinner for two. Ate both