“He’s a beast... in the kitchen” - Gordon Ramsey
“He’s my hero” - Every Kid Ever
“I’m so glad she swiped right” - Your mom
Pros:
-I once cut an onion without crying
-Never been addicted to crack
-Can start a fire with my bare hands (and some matches)
Cons:
-Not Ryan Reynolds
-Can and will serenade you (Wait is this a pro?)
-I’m a bad boy.... I wink with both eyes and wash my darks with my lights
-Will scream when scared (don’t abuse this knowledge)