cryptic metaphor.
Just about all the profiles on here need to state, "Hi I'm really interesting, I'm a gamer girl/guy, I like this and that and probably a lot of the same stuff you do, but beware, if you are not a total babe, fit, attractive as hell, and single, I'm just going to ignore you." because quite frankly, aren't we all this shallow?
I don't reply to hardly anyone because I have to be interested in you as a person, whether it's your looks that appeal to me or your mind, whatever, it just has to attract me to some extent, if I'm not interested, and usually I'm not because people lack substance (ie a message of three words or a wink is a big no no), I just don't reply, and Its so f**king stupid, I should at least tell you I'm not interested. I don't want to be your friend, I'm not looking for friends but sometimes very rarely it happens and that's totally cool, I am single and I'm on this site because I'm single, that's the whole point. If any of this butt hurt you and you're thinking, OH what a d**khead asshole, then you should jump in line with all of the other people that think that, oh or just click back and never message me because I'm not missing out on your negative assumptions, this is a real profile not a fake one. I'm not going to sit here and list 100 reasons why you should date me or message me, just do whatever you want.
This all seems really negative I'm sure, its not, its just plain honesty. Don't be fake be real with everyone. There are a lot of real people too so don't go being offended, or do, I honestly don't care because its the f**king internet and everyone reads everything with the nastiest of internet voices even though I type all of this and read it back to myself in the voice of spongebob. Yeah.
