Hola Mi Amors,I’m Maria but everyone calls me Maria ( I’m waving but y’all can’t see me waving since you’re reading it instead but whatever ). I’m 18 but if you round that up up technically 20. I know my username is very questionable but ignore that I really thought I was doing something when I came up with that. But anyways I’ll keep this short and sweet. Because I’m sure no one reads these things anyways.
To those who are also wondering what my hobbies are. I’m boring I have none. Does shoving tacos down my throat while driving recklessly count ? I’m basically a slave to the grind. So no I’m not trying to pimp myself online either so those who think they are slick in the messages better chill out. Ain’t no way I’m giving up half my booty cheek for free. Atleast buy me food. I’m joking I’m joking, Maybe. Ahem.... anyways. As much as I joke around. And find questionable things funny. I’m genuinely a good person. I’m unproblematic as they come. I know I can make a guy happy given the opportunity. And if you didn’t believe in any of the bullsh*t I just said then here are the reasons to date me.
1. I am funny
2. I can cook ( without burning anything no hello fresh either)
3. I’ll tell you you’re beautiful every single day
4. If 1-3 don’t work you can look at my butt
If you’re wondering if I’m this ridiculous in person. The correct answer is YES.
, stay safe
-pale Mexican girl
