I used to be a gravedigger on a Hawaiian Island. One morning, I found a man named Glenn Spamzig sleeping in an empty plot which I was preparing for a local Kahuna. It turns out he was sleeping off an all night salvia bender wherein he was able to hear the voices of his ancestors speaking through his Misfits records. He regaled me wit his superfluous knowledge of ancient folklore, and told me that he sought out like-minded soldiers who were prepared to take the world by kona storm, and unleash their terror unto the mainland souls. As Glenn tole me this story, I heard the voice of the shaman telling me that I must follow him. I put down my shovel and grabbed my ukulele and we began to hatch a plan to gather a Macabre Group of Misfits to help us start the now infamous Honolulu Babylon. With Jerry Oahu and Dr. Chum at our sides, we bring our original Hawaiian flavor to classic Misfits songs for the world to hear.
I had sired a demon child with a local banshee who helps me gather seagulls to sacrifice for our rituals but it still gets kind of lonely. I am hoping to find a demon hula girl out there to help me on my path to abomination. I am a Libra and like long luaus on the beach!
I am NOT A BOT!!! I am a real person and you can see proof on my IG @honolulubabylon
