Hi.
First things first I guess.. I'm not looking for marriage.. I'm looking for someone I can lock in my basement who IF they manage to escape (believe me I make it easy cause the next part is the most fun) I can then chase you down the street naked tiddys flappin waving about chains and screaming at you to get back here and love me!
I'm kind of shy when it comes to making the first move and a bit socially awkward so there is a high chance I may not message first.. That isn't to say that I don't want to it's just that whole social anxiety thing but hey I think I've given enough to work off from this whole thing.. I try not to take these things too serious and I'm not walking into this with any expectations, I don't believe in putting pressure on people... I'm letting chips fall where they may if there is a connection local or long distance then great if not then hey a girl can never have too many friends... Right? With that being said... I'm not on here that often but I do have Discord... Sorry I'm old so snapchat isn't my jam, however! TikTok is so I come with a warning.. You will probably get the most random ones if things go further
I work full time and I study.. In doing this most of the time I have to be serious, in control and run things like a boss so my down time is spent trying not to do that and being as silly as possible.. If you ask me if I'm a girl who would like a night out on the town partying and drinking while dancing to terrible music or a night in with a glass of wine and movies.. I'm choosing the night in.. If you ask me what my ideal date would be then it would be a trip to the arcade for a little healthy competition kicking your ass at all the games followed by amazing food and a night time walk along the beach front or through the local cemetery... If you ask me what I would prefer.. A day in the city people watching and guessing the mysteries of those peoples lives and what they might be like in the bedroom or a walk through a forest getting right up close and personal with nature then... Well that one is a tough one as I love them both..
I will be honest and say I do struggle some times.. But I think most people do.. I'm human.. My intentions are always for the best but sometimes like all people I have those moments of struggle.. I probably won't believe you if you complimented me and would argue the point but that's just the person I am..
I have literally written this thing to create an ice-breaker so if you can't find an opening from it lets see what else I can come up with... Just come speak music to me.. I'll even give you a gold star if you can guess my favourite band... If that doesn't work FEAR NOT! We move onto the next.. Come speak serial killer docos or murder mysteries to me.. Movies is a good one... I'm always up for a good conspiracy theory or hell lets just debate who is better.. Marvel or DC... And food... Food is amazing!!! or just come discuss tattoos.. I'm covered in them and I'm not stopping any time soon.. So it's one of my favourite topics..
I kind of have a thing for cute animals and I'd probably create a zoo with all the animals I wish I had... Oh and I'm shark obsessed.. Jaws is god in my book and the greatest serial killer alive. Oh movies.. Movies are also a good one. Anime... Okay so... Talk to me about basically anything really.. Except games.. I'm not a gamer.. I'm a rager.. That's not to say you can't talk to me about games it just means I'll probably be a little clueless and just smile and nod along
Now lets be serious.. I'm not normal.. I'm a girl who would sacrifice you to her goat if you annoyed her too much and he's ALWAYS hungry.. His name is Charlie and people always seem to be more interested in him to the point I'm about to set him up his own page so I can stop being the middle man... Quite frankly I feel as though I'm standing in the way of something magical sometimes.. Though I will warn you he does tend to break a few hearts.. And faces so if you need a hand getting on his good side by all means I'm here for advice!
I talk random things and I don't take life too seriously... That's not to say I can't that's just saying if it came down to debating if pineapple should be on pizza or the existence of a higher power I know which debate I'd be willing to partake in... That being the existence of a higher power because EVERYBODY knows Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza!
I'm a lifestyler... 13 years experience so please don't come at me trying to Dom me or ask me to call you "Daddy" because you will get schooled... I am a submissive (I'm also a little so please be aware if I start talking Jaws or Disney and stuffies that the little in me has slipped out... But hey gold star for you because that only slips when I trust someone!) but I'm not one to simply bend.. Respect is a two way street... I'm always open to talking about my lifestyle as it isn't something I'm ashamed of and I believe that a lot can be learnt from discussing it.. That and I really love seeing how others view what the lifestyle is to them.. All in all I'm just a girl looking for her Primal who can drag me to a cemetery and hay his wicked way with me
I guess if you're still reading and I haven't scared you away... GREAT! If you want to come chat by all means be my guest ^.^ Music is my life and my interests vary... I love tattoos... I love playful banter and it takes a lot to offend me but I know when it's time to leave it all to rest and get serious.. Sometimes I care to much and I'm not sorry for that but please be aware until I trust you I'm keeping you at a distance. I'm kind of tired of finding and chasing ghosts..
