About me?? It should be ,"About us"
I am F.P.A 35 years young. I am in a happy loving STRAIGHT relationship with a guy.
I have made this profile to help my gorgeous little sister F (who is in the photo with me) find a nice gentle genuine guy who will take her as she is. She is not only smart and funny, I would say down to earth but she is up on Mars. No shes not a ranging crack head it's all prescribed to help with her very slight illness that means she is wheelchair bound. But don't let that put you off. Her taste in men is well if was any good I wouldn't be writing this would I? Her one and only date she had the misfortune of having from here was a waste of time and effort on both mine and her side. (Unless you like your date to waddle, look and smell like a penguin...I know some may it but not F) She is to nice to say F off. But I'm not. If you are lucky enough to take her on nice date and I don't mean a bite to eat then pub car park in the freezing cold hoping for more then a hand shake goodbye. Then you can guarantee that I won't far away hiding some where in the background. I am more than happy to leave you both to chat ONLY in private along as my eyes are on you at all times.
A few must have if you would like the privilege of taking the amazing Midnight on a date...
1.. You must have a sense of humour.
2. You can't be a snake but MUST like
them.
3. The only other thing that breathes and
lays in or on her bed for the
foreseeable future is her beloved cat
who has been known to get a little
jealous from time to time.
Well if I haven't scared you away now and you have at least crack a smile at this profile then here's a few things that Midnight enjoys.
Her cat, her snakes, baking, Japanese culture, music, anime/manga, family and friends, eating out, Ancient Egyptian culture, anything paranormal/supernatural, Victorian attire and ofcourse I can't forget her herbal tea.. she has many other interests and always have something to chat about.
Feel free to message and say Hi to us. I promise she won't bite but I might do.
1 last thing if you live billions of miles away, I wouldn't waste your time and internet trying to say Hi..
Love Big Sis F.P.A and stunning Midnight x
Yes I am over protective of my Midnight as you have guessed and I always have and will be. She is far to perfect not to her find her special partner in crime weather it be friendship or more. If she likes you and treat her with the respect she deserves then she will be like butterfly spreading her wings for the 1st time.
Although I have written this profile, it will be her decision entirely if she is interested in anyone who messages.
