Spooky nerd, alleged hipster, horror enthusiast, recovering weeaboo, professional tea snob, whitetrash witchy mom friend. Full of eldergoth exhaustion and mallgoth nostalgia. Would love to make friends that share similar interests. I'm not really looking for a relationship, I just want friends.
I'm very into the unfiction/internet horror scene, I have a perpetual nostalgia boner for the early-mid 00s, and I've accidentally started a taxidermy collection.
I dropped out of the University of Virginia, but then again, so did Edgar Allan Poe, so I'm in good company. I studied Mandarin and Japanese when I was at university and still study them on my own to keep it fresh. Wouldn't say I'm fluent, but conversational and always working toward improving.
My retirement plan is to move into a gingerbread house in the woods and live out my days perfecting my lost-child culinary skills.
If you read this far, tell me where you stand on whether or not Balrogs have wings.
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