Some handy shortcuts:
- I'm a mess for people with long hair.
- I will absolutely make fun of you at some point. I do it out of love I swear!
- In a committed yet flexible relationship. We explore together as well as solo, trusting to always ultimately be each other's top-most priority.
- Not up for cheap f**ks. Nothing in it for me so… no.
- Very up for fun f**ks.
- But how? Genuine respect and sincere interest. If we can be real with each other than the fun will have flaaaavour.
-Additionally, for the love of gods, not every s*x story has to have the same happy ending. (See what I did there? See it? SEE IT??)
Finally
Chemistry, the kind that makes your sweat smell good and the way you hold that cup to your lips look so, so hot... that’s the only thing I really have time for right now, and I’m afraid it’s either there or else it’s simply not, and there’s only ever one way to find out.
Ok I’m done now.
If you giggled a little you can stay.
If you think I’m scary, just think instead of a tiny, absolutely raging Chihuahua.
The futility of it's little tantrum.
That’s me.
Are you laughing now?
You are.
So you can stay now too!
Group hug!!
