*insert convoluted expression of "I'm not like other girls" and "I don't really want to be here but I'm kinda lonely" here*
*insert values regarding relationships here *
*insert poetic explanation of likes and dislikes followed with brief and and vague description of self to peak interest here*
*Insert gother than thou statement here but allude that I'm not as mentally unstable as this might make me seem here*
*insert please no d**k pics/ creepers disclaimer here*
Okay this isn't pretentious enough. This about me section has been a mocking interpretation of NYX's profile. I would tell you about myself but to do so would require an ability to interpret my introspection into writing. Alas I do not posses this skill. I am however immensely skilled at mocking myself and others to safeguard myself from the harsh truth that is my own reality.
