DISCLAIMER:
The contents within this can are liable to change at any given moment... Or self-destruct into a shower of rainbow confetti... Or cast ye into The Gorge of Eternal Peril, unless ye answer me these questions three:
What... Is your Name?
What... Is your Quest?
What... Is your Favourite Colour?
[You have been warned.
*giggles*]And here's another amusing tidbit for you, courtesy of me... And I can picture myself telling this story to my grandkids...
"Ya see, kids, back in the day, 2020 to be exact, when I had fewer grey hairs and a lot less wrinkles than I do now, there was this nasty little bug going around the world. It closed borders and caused toilet paper to fly off shelves, and all the hilarious memes popped up about how to wipe our bums with no paper...
"And, ya see, kids, we weren't allowed out of our homes, we were glued to our televisions and keyboards...
"And then one day, through social media or a dating app [about the only way we could stay in contact thanks to quarantine], perhaps even because of this story, I met someone special...
"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather..."
I'm on a ROLL today [pun possibly intended]. Bahahahahahahahahaha.
[Aaaaand then there was much rejoicing.... Yaaaaay]
Heya everyone, I'm Kate, Katherine or Kat.
*waves*I'm a short and cuddly South Aussie lady and newbie Dominant, based in the northern suburbs of Adelaide. I'm an artist, a writer, a Cybergoth, industrial dancer, cat-lady and daydreamer. I self-identify as queer, sapiosexual, cis-female, and non-binary, using she/her pronouns. [Unfortunately, the closest to Queer among the sexual orientation options is Bi, so please ignore that.]
I have no romantic or sexual interest in anyone AFAB. I only have romantic and sexual interest in AMAB individuals, especially alternative cross-dressers, sissies, femboys, gender-benders and androgynous presenting individuals. I'm here for friendship/platonic connections and conversation, and I'm also seeking my One: A submissive AMAB individual for a committed long-term female-led relationship. I have no interest in ONS, NSA or anything similar.
I'm chubby and fun-sized. I'm soft and squishy like a marshmallow. I jiggle when I giggle like a big sweet bowl of jelly. And I'm as loud and colourful as a jar of rainbow candy. I like to turn heads and stand out in a crowd, and make others smile with the way I dress and how colourful I am. And I love to make others laugh too. I try to be a positive influence and do my best to help others, and offer encouragement, kindness and support. I want to inspire others, and be a part of bringing more joy into this world.
I'm a full-time mum of one [a teen with Autism], three if you also count my indoor cats: More than that if you count the other cats I feed. I'm a BIG music lover. I LOVE electronic music! I love to dress up and express myself through fashion, make-up art and self-portraiture, and make things like accessories and cyberlox. All of the hairpieces featured in my photos are OOAK and hand made by me.
Something I fantasize about and would love to do, solo or better yet with my beloved, is perform in a Drag show, combining Industrial Dance with Drag and cyber aesthetics! Although I wouldn't know where to begin with this creative journey. 😊😊😊
What you see here is what you get IRL. I do my best to live with honesty, authenticity and integrity, and I expect the same in return. Any photos marked as from 2020 onward reflect how I currently dress [when I get dressed up that is], so if my aesthetic puts you off, please click away from this profile.
Aside from dancing, fashion, make-up art and music I also enjoy things like: Star-gazing, amateur photography and other visual arts, writing, amateur Astrology, reading [mostly non-fiction and spiritual articles/books these days], watching movies and TV shows, YouTube, journaling, spending time with family and friends, board-games, and TCGs [Pokemon].
The following I've inserted for my own amusement... Because I'm one of those 'sad' people who laughs at my own jokes. If this makes you laff too, you're welcome...
Dresses like a unicorn puked on me.
Loud. Just look at my pictures. Most days are 'loud shirt' day.
Wearer of odd socks.
Collector of many things.
B*tch, please, I'm fabulous: I pee glitter, sh*t cupcakes and fart rainbows.
Random dispenser of dad jokes, puns, tasteless humour and general silliness.
Keeper of the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch.
Drinker of too much Milo.
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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If you see me at an event, munch or club [i.e Switch or NuBlood], please come over and say hi, as I'm not likely to approach and initiate [unless I'm in the right mood or comfortable enough to do so]. I tend to be a 'wall-flower' and 'observer', especially in unfamiliar territory or when I'm alone, and I'm easily overstimulated or overwhelmed. I also prefer it when a man approaches and initiates, whether in person or online, as long as it is polite and respectful (like how any person deserves to be treated).
If you have any questions, or would like to get to know me more, please DM me and ask. I don't bite... Pinkie swear! 😉😉😛😛
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If you're on FL by any chance, please feel free to check me out there if you like. I have the same username on FL.
Have a great day, everyone!
**Please Stand By while this profile receives ridiculously frequent updates. Thank you.
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