If I'm not covered in dog fur or bird s**t, then it's horse s**t. Lmfao.
I''m crass, sarcastic and f$%@!ing hilarious.
Take me as I am or kiss my ass, eat sh%t and step on a lego.
If I wanted a shag I'd go to the club. I don't find it hard to talk to men. So stop wasting my precious time pretending you're after someone and then change your tune when you realise I'm not gonna shag you.
If I don't answer I've either not seen your message or am trying to be polite by not turning you down. So please don't take it personally. I never do. I've been told I'm too fussy. But I just don't wanna settle and have a very specific type. So if I've matched/sent you first message then you're literally 1/100 I find attractive. Tinder and bumble ran out of people lmfao
I run my own business & have lots of animals. I'm a nice person 'til you cross me. I go to a rock club once every couple of months for the event there.
I live alone. I don't expect much to come from here, I'm just bored tbh. (If it does then that's a bonus) So looking for interesting people to chat to. If you can make it past "hey" then you''re already half way there!
No kids. Ever. And no I won't change my mind. If there was a chance, I'd still be with my ex and we'd have gotten engaged. He didn't want them then changed his mind so I let him go so he could find someone that will give him what he wants even after he chose me over kids. But I'm not about to make someone miserable for the rest of their life.
Love kids. They love me. I'm amazing with them. But I get to give them back and don't fancy 'ruining my life' by having them. Yes my friends with kids also know I say this lol. No one cares. It's my opinion.
I am a delight. Really!
I'm best friends with my most recent ex. And friends with with a few others. So if you're super jealous or controlling, don't message me.
Must love dogs, birds AND horses. Can't be scared of any of the above or just tolerant. They will ALWAYS come first and if you date me you WILL end up at the farm sometimes... So can't be afraid of a bit of dirt. Shin deep. Lmfao. Or you'll probably not see me for a year lol. Horses take up a lot of time. Every single day, twice a day. Except in summer when things get easier.
I do krav maga so could probably kick your ass. Aka don't piss me off.
You wanna buy my socks? Drop 10k and I'll sell you them and my soul to satan.... (well I tried. Cheeky tw€t wanted a refund)
