I'm looking for a girl who is super mean. She also has to be super clingy and jealous. I prefer a woman who will talk a lot about their ex.
In my free time I like to take off my shirt and take selfies being I'm super in shape thanks to my strict diet of mountain dew and twizzlers. We're a twizzler family, red vines have no place in my home.
I work nights fighting crime. I'm not saying I'm Batman, but I AM saying nobody has seen the Riddler in Seattle.
Now that you've gotten this far, I'd hope you know I was kidding. Humor and sarcasm is a big part of my personality.
I'm looking for someone who is done with the games and just wants to be happy. Someone who will put effort into a relationship and not give up just because of a disagreement or a fight. Everyone fights. It's about communicating and being empathetic. Compromising and meeting half way. Someone who is fluent in sarcasm. Someone to go to concerts with. Video games, anime, and metal. I need that person who doesn't take themselves so seriously and isn't afraid to be weird. Its all about the experiences. I can do things by myself and definitely have, but having them with someone else is what makes them so much better. Having them with one another and creating those memories. Life is a tango, but it takes two to tango.. so the real question is, are you ready to dance?
Don't need to read below this line unless you're really that board.
My pro's:
I'm funny. I notice all the small things. I'll always appreciate you. I will never make you cry. I will always support you and be there for you when times are tough. I'll ask you about your day. I will make you laugh. I will be your shoulder. I will make you smile. I'll let you be first player. I'm a great listener. I will encourage you and push you to be your best. I will always be loyal and never stray. I will text first in the morning. I will send you memes. I will stay up all night talking until the sun comes up if it makes you feel better. I will jam out with you. I will lose in games. I will always give you a kiss and hug when you leave and when you come home, etc.. the list goes on and on really. To me these are all normal everyday, common sense stuff you just do in relationships. Showing you care.. actions speak louder then words after all. I always try my best and was taught to never half ass things. same goes for my relationship
