Not a fan of writing about myself and I don't like small talk...and i doubt you will even read this..so i could probably write anything on here and you would have already stopped reading, for example i could say i have an enormous collection of of toe jam in jars which of course would not be true but as you have already stopped reading then what does it matter? or i could say that I sniff toilet seats (also not true) and again who cares? so without further delay here i am, I'm Sam, i don't fit in, i probably never will, I'm not vain or arrogant so i will talk to almost anybody, so long as you are a decent person and a good laugh and are not easily offended by the bollocks that come's out of my mouth (I don't literally have a pair of balls hanging out my mouth) I'm sure we will get along....whoever you are, if you have even read this or maybe nobody has read this at all in that case this has probably been a massive waste of my time and im likely to make no friends and et bored and delete this account...but if you have read this momentous amount of bollocks, well done you, i pat you on the head and give you a lollypop for your commitment...............thats it..........no more.......seriously your have reached the end........f**k off.