Hey,
If you are tall, slim, striking, have long hair, no facial hair and:
- consider yourself a first class loser
- are unemployed/unemployable
- are penniless/in huge debt
- take way too many meds/drugs
- drink way too much booze
- are very depressed
- are very lonely
- are 35+ and share a house with 10+ others/live with mum and dad
- would like to chat
Then I'm your girl.
Serious.