Austin, TX
The shrinks say that I have a problem with authority because I'm too smart for my own good, whatever that means. Nevertheless, I still manage to get by in this crazy modern world.
The jobs I have held include: rave promoter, functional glass artwork salesman, cult leader, running an unlicensed psychiatric practice, amateur mycologist, flower salesman, computer security expert, creative accounting, character assassination, rigging elections in small countries, and funding South American socialist revolutions. I am a veteran of many secret wars, but alas, there are no monuments in my honor.
