I am an irreverent atheist, a f**king smart ass, a misanthrope capable of seeing the good in almost any individual, a good listener with a terrible memory, a shy guy that needs time to warm to a person, skilled, but plagued by extreme (sometimes comedic) physical and mental clumsiness. In spite of being slightly annoyed by all the highly specific sexual identities and the nauseating individuality they represent, I think I am best described as demisexual.
I have no particular goals or direction in life and don't mind that at all. In fact, I don't like ambition in a person and won't stand for it.
My interests are music (above all else), gardening, metal fabrication, woodworking, art, drinking excessively, and ritual human sacrifice...