I’m lactose intolerant but cheese pizza is my bae.
I love to have the fun so I don’t obey all the rules.
I don’t feel ashamed for who I am, that’s my parent’s job.
This is who I am, live with it.
It’s not your job to like me. It’s mine.
I am perfect, I love and accept myself as I am.
I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming.
I’m a nice guy, but I like to get into trouble.
I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.
My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
I am the peanut butter you’ve been craving for!
If I am not for myself, who will be?
I am a tale, I am a book, written in different languages and styles.
I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome.
Sometimes I think, and sometimes I am.
I’ll never be perfect, but I can be better.
