Hello to all that read this,
My name is Andrew for all of those who didn't both looking an inch above. I have a fair job that I enjoy 87% of the time, a few vehicles that always seem to need fixed, a house that I tend to let everyone stay at, and a cat that is my boss, also I'm going to college for fun (and a degree). I'm a quiet loudmouth and a smart dumb-ass most of the time. I'll try anything once, unless I don't. I prefer comedy to horror, but tend not to be funny and somehow scare the crap out of people just by standing still (special skill). I overuse "I" a lot when describing myself. I'm competitive at a lot of things, and bad at a lot of things (83 is a good score for me in bowling). I'm a wonderful cook if you can stomach food poisoning (though never suffered from it myself), I'm also as artistic as a chipmunk....wait, are chipmunks artistic? Anyway, most of what I say will seem stupid, so it probably is stupid.
Have fun and remember life is to long, so take a break and have a drink.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this... and attaining enlightenment is the least of your problems.
- Zen Judaism by Someone Clever