I like c**k, especially my own, but only when it's saucy. Black c**ks are not allowed, as they make me feel insecure about myself, and my 45" c**k. I have tendencies to f**k my dog, and I like how the inside of a toaster feels on my nice, slick, wet monster dong in the tub. P.S: Please don't f**k my XBOX, he's taken by Obama's thicc, meaty hands.