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JOCO

34 - Straight

New Jersey, United States

Aug 2, 2018 00:51

I'm in shape, run a business, work with kids, speak several languages, am beloved by animals, and I also have a mohawk. Full package? your mom will think so. I'll try not to let her fall in love with me, I don't want stepkids my own age.

I climb rocks and trees, backpack trails, spelunk caves, watch a repeating cycle of the same shows on netflix, make obscure literary references in casual conversation, and make snarky comments while watching TV. I travel as much as possible. I write music (usually pop-punk these days), contribute articles to socio-anarchist 'zines, and write for Cracked on occasion. Oh! and I love playing with your cat. That is not an innuendo, cats are dope.

I've lived in 8 states and 3 countries in the last ten years, so I have a really interesting accent when drunk. Recently moved to the Jersey shore to GM a rock climbing gym. Looking for a partner in crime to go on adventures and/or put up with me pointing out plotholes in movies.

I listen to punk and ska continuously. With occasional breaks for rap and folk-rock.

Kik: joco570

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