Hi, I'm Neal
I want a new adventure, I'm incapable of love but I'll make you think I like you just to get to see where knowing you will lead me.
I'm a failed rock star and I want lots of sympathy and demand compassion.
Ill email other women behind your back and screw you over but I'm entitled to do that.
I have lots of great things in life but appreciate none.
I like chopin
. Misery is my name and pain is my gain, as long as you realise you will mean nothing to me than a mere vessel for my own means then we shall get along fine. If you have made s**tty life choices and polluted the planet with offspring please get them farmed out before messaging me.
I'm so miserable I'll probably bore you to death.
But I'm so great I don't care.
I'm vegetarian but eat chorizo meat because I'm a hypocrite.
As I stagger along my Boulevard of broken dreams I look for that special person I can hate and despise more than my great self ðŸ˜
