Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/live music fan/nerd-geek-dork/lacker of, but trying to work on, social and dating skills/sarcastic smartass/science fiction fan/movie lover/tv watcher/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/former comicbook collector/occasional book reader/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey (the band) hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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Well, if you really want to get inside my head, I recommend these two sites -
https://www.facebook.com/oldermusicgeeksstupidstuff/
https://www.facebook.com/Too-Offensive-150216568435564/
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
Dad, I'm gay!
Hi, Gay! I'm Dad!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here."
A tachion particle walks into a bar.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
