*I have long hair, tattoos, piercings you dont even wanna thing about,and of course, an awesome beard.
*I like alot of music, I am open minded with genres,but fussy with artists
*They say "there's always one!" Well its usually me, applicable in many different contexts.
*I am the social recluse, even in a social networking site.
*I messed with the Zohan.
*I never exaggerate, EVER! In my LIFE!
* Socrates: "True wisdom consists of knowing that you know nothing" Yeah, that's me.
*I am easily bribed, you just gotta know how.
*I consider myself a true male lesbian.
*I am easy to get along with, feed the ego and we are good.
*I love the Star Wars films...THE ONLY 3 IN EXISTENCE.. *cough*
*Other favourite movies are the Tranformers and Batman movies.
*Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater currently owns my soul.
*Family Guy is AWESOME.
*I know how to hypnotise a chicken, although i have never done so.
*You know how some other profiles as lists like this, have that annoying "is anyone still reading?" bit? Well, I BITCH-SLAPPED that motherf**ker outta here!
*NASA sent a sattelite out to measure my ego, I'ts currently passing Jupiter and still going.
*I didn't REALLY kill that guy.
*Got Blunt?
*In the words of the Great Cornholio: "You cannot run from your own BUNGhole!"
That's it! more to come, no doubt!
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
Now get the f**k OFF MY PROFILE IT'S TRESSPASSING!
