Bitter and twisted. Well maybe not quite as bad as that but fairly sarky, straight talking and don't suffer fools gladly. I deal with enough in my work life. Looking for someone who is funny, entertaining and stimulating in every sense of the word.
I have some body piercings, shaved hair and usually a beard although that is subject to change when I get bored with a razor in my hand. Fairly laid back style wise but do manage to scrub up well if necessary.
Not looking to overly complicate my life so I'm looking for someone discreet that understands and values what time is available to me. Text addicts welcome as long as they are dirty ones!
My ideal woman would have nice eyes, cute bum and look really good in just stockings and knee high boots.
Wicked sense of humour a must, everything else would be a welcome bonus.
Lastly but not least, if you listen to Rusty Cage and don't have visions of Road Rash fill your head, we won't get on. Gamer for life.
Slàinte mhor a h-uile là a chi 's nach fhaic.
