I've been called the perfect house husband, even though all I do is nap.
I'm low maintenance, just feed me, stroke me and talk to me in a stupid high pitched voice and i'll be sorted.
I have a thing for cats, so if you have one, we'll get along fine.
Shy at first, but once I get to know you, prepare for the weirdness.
I'm not boring, I just like to do boring things.
Looking for someone to make a cute Tumblr and play Minecraft with.