I say a lot of absurd and unnecessary things. If you can't see the humor in everyday life and the stupidity of the human race as a whole then this can't work. I am a creature built on surrealism and gallows humor. I am the kind of ***hole that laughs if someone were to accidentally hang themselves with a licorice whip. After they were dead I would chew their corpse free after wishing them sweet, sweet forever dreams. no, I wouldn't save them, who knows I may have to thank the memory of candyland tragedy the next day because I get rockstar parking or something.
A social life is important. I have no problem sitting inside and having a nice relaxing night alone but I do love going out and just having fun as well. There is plenty of time for cuddling and watching movies and all that cutesy sh*tbut I like being completely random and spontaneous as well. Maybe I'll wake up and decide we should take a long drive to some nature trail and wander around and make fun of animals we encounter. Maybe wind up at some zoo out of state to see if animals outside of Illinois are more friendly and don't absorb that s**tty Chicago attitude.
At some point this summer I want to go see the Georgia Guidestones(look it up). I like random strange adventures. I find alot of places I would like to go through nonsense I read. I love reading because its nice to get lost sometimes and that carries over into random roadtrips. there is usually a very loose plan and the rest is improvised. Its an interesting time vaguely sauntering towards an unexpected destination. Life is like an A.D.D. vacation sometimes, you have a destination but there are a million odd little treasures to discover on your journey, **** the beaten path.
Since on the subject of ****ing the beaten path. I do not care about your number of past partners. Noone wants to hear that kind of s**t. We will respectively acknowledge that neither of us is a virgin and leave it at that. Unless you are a virgin then its probably best you stay far and away. I do not want to be responsible for the terrible sh*tthat could happen to your decency.
More or less this is what I want. I want someone who can have fun, take a joke, appreciate the little things, laugh, even if it is a little off-color, be respectful and honest. I need someone who I can relate to, enjoy my time with, that can appreciate silliness and vulgarity and could somehow muster the ability to share the same with me. Life is to be lived but I have no problem taking that trip alone so if someone were to fill that spot I'd like it to have some kind of meaning and not just be a total compromise because I got tired of being alone or some sad sh*tlike that. I love myself and all my ****ed up ways and would love to share it with someone but I can be content either way.
There was more I was going to add but I got distracted by snacks and p**n.
