Hello, do you like....umm... bread?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
Okay, okay....
Let's do the NOs first, I guess?
If you have no profile picture I won't be interested, this isn't blind date.
Sorry, but if you have young kids it's unlikely I'll be interested. I'm sure they're lovely but if I wanted kids I'd have had my own.
Nobody religious, please, keep your imaginary friends to yourself.
No racists/xenophobes/homophobes/sexists /Tories or anything of that ilk, thank you kindly
nd if u txt liek dis pls go way
Man, that sounds a bit snobby, but better to get that all out of the way up front, right?
WARNING: Massive nerd!
Punk/Metal/Goth loving weirdo.
I'm looking for someone I click with. Someone with similar music tastes, similar values and morals, someone to grow old with.
Animal lover, muso, welder/ fabricator, tinkerer, full time home carer, artistic, kinkster, geeky, goofy, nerdy..... Not sure what else to put really.
Lover of live music and festivals, horror movies, books etc.
Strong left wing political views.
Not looking for short term/flings.
Freaks/weirdos/oddballs/outcasts/free thinkers/ very welcome.
If you want to know more, ask me. I find it much better to get to know someone through conversation than by reading a profile.