āIām tired of being crushed under the weight of greedy men who believe in nothing" - Jax Teller
"Respect blind people.
Because they are the only ones who don't judge by looks, they judge people by their heart"
"The trick is to not let people see how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out"
"Distance doesn't matter if two hearts are loyal to each other"
I prefer upfront infodump over dragging out disappointment.
If you're gonna be a snowflake about anything related to what you read, then I'll just roll over you like a freight train. š
I have zero expectations, and it's more likely to find the right grain of sand in Sahara, however, I would very much prefer not to spend whatever time I have alone.
I don't care about religion or politics and what you may or may not believe in, as long you don't drag me into it and I will respect you as an individual.
You don't have to love or like dogs, but you do need at least accept them, that is a dealbreaker and not negotiable.
I'm not here to f**k around, play games and waste time on bulls**t, give me a clear sign that you're worth my time, be straightforward and be clear with your intentions, and I'll do the same.
I still believe in holding a door open and pull the chair out for for a girl, I'm loyal to a fault, brutally honest, laid back, often dressed to impress, raised to be polite and have manners, inked, down to earth and easy going, conscious and a dog person (I LOVE dogs).
Extremely monogamous and a bit damaged but adorable.
I value loyalty, respect, integrity and honesty above anything else, regardless of what type of relation I may have with someone.
I have the mouth of a sailor, I don't take everything super serious, and have no filter whatsoever, however I can behave properly and act accordingly if need be. š
I am looking for something long term, the second half of my army of two honesty, loyalty, trust, flirty comebacks, compatibility, emotional intimcity, compassion, lots of cuddles, spontaneity, real commitment, unconditional love, and someone who's as affectionate as I am.
And someone who's willing to put in the same time and effort, to have fun and be goofy with, but also stand by me through the serious and real s**t.
I'm not very shallow, but I am picky and care about depth and how you act around others and if you're honest, loyal and if you have your heart in the right place.
You can be extremely attractive, hot, good looking or whatever else, but all that means nothing if you have the personality of cardboard.
And I'd rather you impress me with clothes on and not without, before anything else.
I have a zero tolerance with any form of cheating, I don't give a f**k however "innocent" it might be.
You will be a priority if I like you and I expect the same in return, but I will never ask to be the only priority in your life.
I'm down for relocating or distance, if all the pieces fall into place, if the vibes and everything else feels right and all that.
You may score bonus points if you're into Star Wars, Marvel and DC.
I'm not interested in anything else, than a exclusive relationship, however I don't mind building something on a solid foundation as friends.
Lastly, I am willing stepping on lego for the right person.
"It's not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the s*x. It's about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It's about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It's about being yourself around them and they can their self around you."
Are you my beautiful chaos? Stay classy. š¤
