My hobbies include watching Hillary speeches and slashing people’s tires, reading Trump tweets and strangling puppies, paying taxes and defending Hitler on the internet, studying Supreme Court cases and bullying small children, attending feminist rallies and playing the knockout game with old people, worshipping Obama and licking public toilets, conforming to social expectations and making fun of emo girls.
Some of my favs:
TV Shows: Dark Matter, Vikings, Firefly, Red vs Blue, The Guild, Vsauce, Kurzgesagt
Music: Static-X, Slipknot, KoЯn, Mudvayne, Stone Sour
Movies: T2, Live Die Repeat, Underworld, The Town, The Island, Shooter, Chappie, District 9
Guns: ARs, HKs, and Glocks
Games: Fallout, TES, GTA, Witcher, Far Cry, Total War, Assassin's Creed, Mount & Blade
Animals: Foxes, Pangolins, Charmanders, Dogs, Horses, Ravens, Squirrels
Trees: White Pine, Burr Oak, Shagbark Hickory, Bitternut, Redwood
Heroes: Stefan Molyneux, Aristotle, Emo Girls, Thomas Jefferson, Ron Paul
My labels: Straight Edge, Militant, Anarcho-Capitalist, Atheist, Artist, Novelist, Gamer, Loner, INTP / ISTP
5.11 friendly
My baggage: No kids, No divorces, No meds, No debt, No criminal record, No hope
I have a rare dispositional condition known as nympholepsy, specifically for emo girls. Basically all girls with emo aesthetics automatically gain +1000 reputation points with me. I honestly can’t overstate the truckload of f*cks I give about emo girls. They’re the best.
I don’t have tattoos, I just have scars.
I don’t have experience, I just have pain.
I don’t have answers, I just have bullets.
I’m only on here to give friendship a chance. So if I’m the kind of dude you want in your life, give me a wink
But no hook-ups *~*
Seriously no FWB >_<
And no Feds either o.0
This is a no Fed zone
