Favorite thing about the place I live
Me, A Haiku
Most people that know me would say I'm...
Favorite memory from my childhood
Things I am not
Hi. I'm Josh. Sarcastic, honest, open-minded, sane, interesting, Iowa-born, Midwestern, vulgar, pretty damn hip, straight forward, pot-friendly, fairly tall, dashingly handsome?
Things I like to do: collect vinyl, suck at guitar, golf, play pool, darts, go to shows at the Bluebird, Larimer, or Hi-Dive, hike, walk, run, eat tacos, fight Lannisters. I've done the last two simultaneously. Check out season two...
Things I don't like to do: watch any form of motorsport, take selfies, belittle women, be within 10 feet of a spider, watch reality television of any form, get in fights, ride on things with less than four wheels, go to jail, uncool stuff, meth.
If you support Trump, please tell me. So I can argue with you.....
***that was what I had written in 2016...if that's the case now after that piece of human garbage has been there for a year, don't talk to me and move to the deep south, you'll be fine there, and traffic in Denver will improve.***
I suppose I'm just looking for someone to hang out with in a fairly progressive manner. If all goes well, we could be holding hands within a month.
I'm a better kisser than most. I've been told I have big lips for a white guy. By my black friend, so it's legit.
I can also name all 50 state capitals and every original member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
I wear glasses. Not by choice, but because I can't see without 'em. And they make me look almost as smart as I really am...
Music: black lips, FIDLAR, white reaper, black keys, the coathangers, bleached, METZ, white stripes, stooges, ramones, misfits, the sonics, the oblivians, the stones, reigning sound, deerhunter, mgmt, atmosphere, king tuff, hunx, spiderbags, the thermals, neutral milk hotel, dead weather, dirtbombs, diamond rugs, the wytches, twin peaks, the nerves, brian Jonestown massacre, king kahn, bass drum of death, thee oh sees, the orwells, nobunny, colfax speed queen, black rebel motorcycle club, black angels, arctic monkeys, tv on the radio, ghostland observatory, kinks, animals, neil young, nirvana, outkast, 90's grunge, audacity, diarrhea planet, ty segall, wreckless eric, the frights, greta van fleet, sheer mag...
Movies: tarantino, coen brothers, bad zombie movies, good zombie movies, cabin in the woods, what we do in the shadows, bone tomahawk, wes anderson, anything to do with bill murray, straight outta compton, dig!, king of kong, searching for sugarman, get out, hell or high water, baby driver, IT, detroit
Shows: fargo, breaking bad, the wire, boardwalk empire, true detective, game of thrones, justified, seinfeld, always sunny, south park, brooklyn nine-nine, workaholics, mad men, walking dead, stranger things, narcos, the man in the high castle, the pacific, band of brothers, the deuce, curb
