Looking for the hottest, vast ankles around
Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.
Hello ladies!
I'm an understanding kinda geeza, who likes nothing more than Running with the right gurl.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my daring personality, closly followed by my smashing elbows. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my elbows and arms. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.
I work as a police officer, helping the public. This allows me to exercise my skills: investigating crooks and planting trees. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw James Corden getting off a bus.
My life goals include:
Use a spider web as a parachute
get jiggy with you
Find my purpose
My ideal date would involve lifting weights in a hotel room in London with a sloppy man by my side. While we're there, I lick your vast ankles and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.
I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.
Light me fire, babe
Troy Clarke-Salter
